NGTV Guide: Wednesday, May 5

Not sure what happened to yesterday’s NGTV Guide post. Nielsen ate it? Lots of good TV on tonight, including a birth, a family vacation, and revenge. Must be May sweeps!

The New Adventures of Old Christine – CBS 8/7c
“Scream”- After a good-looking cop, who Old Christine assumes is a stripper, alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood, she convinces Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor – on Old Christine’s birthday. Tim Meadows returns as New Christine’s and Old Christine’s OB/GYN.

Modern Family – ABC 9/8c
“Airport 2010” – For Jay’s birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise — a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii — the only kicker is she invited the whole entire family to come along. Everyone arrives at the airport, and it’s a maddening scene with forgotten I.D.’s, security breaches and flying phobias.

Cougar Town – ABC 9:30/8:30c
“Feel a Whole Lot Better” – Jules and Grayson consider the notion of FWB, friends with benefits. Meanwhile Andy hires a nanny for Ellie, and Travis benefits from Bobby’s unconventional plans to make some extra cash.

In Plain Sight – USA 10/9c
“No Clemency for Old Men” – When a hardened bank robber who’s been in Witsec in prison for decades is finally paroled, it falls to Mary (Mary McCormack) to help him acclimate to life on the outside and keep him from falling back into a life of crime. Meanwhile, when one of Mary’s other witnesses becomes the victim of a revenge plot, Marshall (Frederick Weller) steps in to help out — only to find himself in a predicament when the witness prefers him to Mary.