NGTV Guide: Thursday, May 7

Kidnappings and murders and baby daddies (plus the Apocalypse), oh my! Must be May sweeps!

Bones – FOX 8/7c
“The Critic in the Cabernet” – The Family Guy‘s Stewie makes a special appearance tonight. No, really. Oh, and Brennan wants Booth to father her child.

Ugly Betty – ABC 8/7c
“The Born Identity” – Baby William has been kidnapping, throwing all of Meade into disarray just as Daniel is making progress with Matt’s father. Back in Queens, Archie enlists Hilda’s help with his political career. And by “help”, we mean “potential to kill his career completely”.

Supernatural – the CW 9/8c
“When the Levee Breaks” – The apocalypse is coming, but Sam is detoxing in a locked room and Dean won’t let him come join the fun. Spoilsport.

30 Rock – NBC 9:30/8:30c
“Mamma Mia” – Jack searches for his real father; Tracy finds his illegitimate son; and Steve Buscemi and Alan Alda guest star. Just another day at TGS!