Which Firefly Alum is Headed for Dollhouse?

Although I read the Watch with Kristin spoiler column every week, there’s rarely anything posted about my shows that I don’t already know. But every once in a while there’s a spoilery tidbit that takes me completely by surprise, like this one: Alan Tudyk (aka Wash on Firefly) is joining Dollhouse as Alpha. You know, the muderous operative who went beserk and escaped? And appears to be trying to take down the Dollhouse via Paul Ballard? Enjoy your memories of dear, sweet Wash now, my friends, because it sounds like Alan Tudyk is about to creep us out big time.

In other spoilery news:

Ricky in Brockway, Pa.: Will Jasika Nicole ever have more screen time on Fringe?
The running joke is how many lines she’ll have in an episode, but Jasika says that’s about to change. “She’s the only person besides Peter who is privy to all this information that’s going on. They obviously couldn’t just pick any old junior person to do this job because she has access to all this information that’s really important. So there’s a reason that she’s there.” Finally! Maybe next time she’ll have five lines.

Anna in Dallas: I know Kath & Kim isn’t doing so well in the ratings, but will you still tell me what’s coming up?
How about I let John Michael Higgins tell you? “My character is having a bachelor party, which is interesting to watch.” Watch out Ms. Day—Mr. Knight is out to party!

Lindsay in Houston: I cannot wait until this summer! Talk to me about True Blood!
Sookie’s power is not unique to her. She’ll meet a young Texan named Barry who reads minds, and they freak each other a little when they discover each other’s powers. Also, great news for us Eric fans: We’ll be catching up with him in 10th century Scandinavia, likely when he was first turned into a vampire. Holler!

Marcus in Little Rock, Ark.: Supernatural!
Don’t you hate it when your friends get hooked on demon blood? Well, Dean and Bobby are going to stage an intervention on Sam for just that and keep him prisoner.

Kathryn in Richmond, Va.: It’s been so long since Samantha Who? was on the air. Do you have any scoop?
Yes I do! Mr. Billy Zane is about to change everything! Christina Applegate says, “[He] comes and causes a lot of confusion for everybody. That whole arc was five episodes, and it’s quite good. Because of him, it changes the course of who she is. As we come into the third season, which we hope we get, everything will be different.” If you promise to bring back Billy Zane, I’ll promise to drool over him and watch the third season.

Maria from Riverside, Calif: Gossip Girl! Please! I miss it so.
You and me both, sister. Word on the street is that Georgina will come back a totally different person. My guess? George.