It’s Spoiler Time!

We may be on winter hiatus, but the spoilers are a-flyin’ for 2009. Here’s what’s coming up on some of our shows:

Bones: Sources tell me Angela’s romantic relationship with Ms. Roxie won’t last forever. Word is, Roxie will dump our favorite facial reconstructionist, who doesn’t take the rejection well. The upside? I hear she may be jumping into bed with Hodgins and making out with Sweets post break up. (Korbi)

90210: Is Naomi the new Dylan McKay? With her parents divorcing — daddy’s living at the beach with his new lady and mommy’s taking off to do a TNT pilot (in real life) — I’m hearing the Clark house will soon go up for sale and Naomi may move into a Beverly Hills hotel where the staff will get to know her well. Sadly though, as of earlier this year, the famed Bel Age no longer exists here in L.A., so little miss Clark will have to make herself at home elsewhere. (Korbi)

[90210 is] back Jan. 6. The cast just told me that we are going to be treated to the musical stylings of Dixon (Tristan Wilds) himself. Shenae Grimes (Annie) can’t stop raving about her TV bro: “He’s a star! You all heard it in The Secret Life of Bees.” Sounds like it may be some kind of musical episode? Dustin Milligan (Ethan) teases, “We’ll see how much some of us sing, I guess!” What’s happening when it returns? Luke Perry is coming! OK, so not the real Luke Perry (he’s still politely declining to appear), but I’m hearing that producers are in the process of casting the next best thing: a “bad-boy Luke Perry-ish type,” according to sources. Any suggestions? (Why do I feel a Jason Dohring comment or two coming?) According to the cast (via my colleague Marc Malkin), [Shannen Doherty is not being killed off]. However, I am hearing that someone is going to be diagnosed with a disease, and one of our couples is breaking up. Guesses? The comment section is calling you… (Kristin)

Privileged: You know how Megan’s been in the dark regarding Charlie’s feelings for her? That won’t last. He’ll finally confess his love during a drunken night and Megan’s reaction will be one of shock… (Korbi)

I’ve got big news. Actually, I’ve got big, bad news: Megan might be leaving the Baker girls! I’m told that in the finale few episodes of the season, Megan will fulfill her dreams and get a job at a magazine. Can she possibly write for a major periodical, romance the witty and cute editor-in-chief and tutor the terrible two? Aaack! (P.S. Just in case you missed it on Friday, our girl Korbi broke the news that Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz guests in episode 14 of Privileged.) (Kristin)

Chuck: Anyone interested in seeing the little, bearded man in the buff? Good, glad I’m not alone! Joshua Gomez (Morgan) just gave me some scoop on the upcoming Sports Illustrated swimsuit model episode. “There is a scene where I had to be disrobed, and that’s a tough act to follow. I mean, they’re very pretty, but me naked is a whole other world of pain!” Hot stuff! It also looks like Morgan is going to be dragging his feet when Anna decides she wants to move in together. (Kristin)

Gossip Girl: It looks like Dan and Serena will not be rekindling any flames any time soon because I’m hearing from reliable sources that Dan is getting a new love interest. Laura Breckenridge, whom you may remember as the youngest sister (Rose) from Related, is playing that hot new teacher I told you about a few weeks back, and I’m hearing she’ll be sparring with Blair and getting romantic with Dan Humphrey. Gossip Girl writers, you know we love you. XOXO (Kristin)