Spoiler Scoopage

We’ve got some spoilers for you from Kristin’s E!Online. First up, Gossip Girl:

Dara in Chicago: Gossip Girl news! Please, anything on Chuck and/or Blair.
Well, after you see tonight’s episode you’ll know who the death is, and you’ll know why I’m being told that Ed Westwick turns out a performance next week that is actually so good it’s worth an Emmy. It’s the funeral episode and you will sob. Most importantly, though, I’m hearing that all this heart-wrenching torment may cause some upward movement in a certain long-awaited coupling many of us have been dying to see since last weekend. Blair Waldorf just might, finally, say those three little words?No, not “Do-Ro-Ta!!”! Something else a wee bit more special that you will not want to miss.

Next, a little 90210:

Jill in Kingman, Az.: Anything on my new obsession, 90210?
Not only is Ty Collins (Adam Gregory) returning, but he’s bringing mom and dad back with him. Look for an appearance by Ty’s ultrarich but surprisingly nice parents. Hmmm…wonder if he’s bringing Annie home to meet his family?

Some 30 Rock:

Nicole in Stockton, Calif.: What’s coming up on 30 Rock?
When Jack hits Liz’s reunion, he’ll act like one of the gang, attempting to bridge the gap between Liz and her former classmates. Her reunion turns out to be like those kids at the prom in Carrie, and Jack kinda sorta accidentally becomes a father. Whooops! In other news, Larry King has confirmed that some guy named Larry King will be guesting on 30 Rock as…himself. He’ll be in one scene opposite Tracy Jordan. The guest stars just keep coming!

That’s it so far, kids!

UPDATE:

Korbi has some spoilers for us from Supernatural, Bones and Privileged.

Supernatural: Hey Korbi, You haven’t said much about Supernatural lately. Any scoop on my boy Sam? -Melissa
Sam might have slept with Ruby while Dean was in Hell, but that doesn’t mean she’s the only potential love interest for him. I’m told the younger Winchester will soon meet a doctor with whom he hits it off. And by hit it off, I mean they get nekkid.

Any info on the upcoming Supernatural brawl between Sam and Dean? -Katee
This big Dean vs. Sam fight is being made out to be more than it is. While the brothers will physically attack each other, the circumstances they’re in will explain the violence. In other words, I’m hearing the boys aren’t exactly acting of their own free will.

Bones: Anything on my favorite TV couple, Booth and Brennan? -MK
Seems the Bones duo will be stopping by a strip club and getting a lap dance later this season. Could this be part of Brennan’s new effort to be more human? I’m hearing the brilliant scientist is interested in learning how to better connect with people. Apparently, she’ll enlist the help of Sweets to accomplish her goal.

Privileged: Hey Korbs, Give me the scoop on Privileged. What’s coming up for Megan and Will now that he’s not going away? -Sarah
They’ll continue to have some issues. Seems Megan still thinks he’s not completely committed to her… and her mother (whom we’re meeting next week) will echo the sentiment. To make matters worse, Megan may be losing her main confidante, Charlie. Not only does his new live-in lady friend disapprove of their co-ed relationship, but word is, the big C wants to go back to school… in San Diego!