Tag Archives: Jane Levy

“A year ago I would have looked over there and thought what a bunch of dumb jocks. Today I look over there and think Hey Ryan.” Looks like Tessa has signed on to be Ryan Shay’s boyfriend. Ryan couldn’t be any cuter about it. He addresses Tessa and Ms. Altman and uses big words for Ryan like “presumes”. She wonders …

Tessa is at Noah’s dental practice being told she has to have her wisdom teeth pulled and lucky for her they can fit her in tomorrow on Junior Secretary’s Day. I assume Junior Secretary’s Day is one of those only celebrated in Chatswin holidays. The Junior Secretary’s seem to be taking it very seriously. “Just because we do sub-secretarial work …

Ryan is still dealing with his adoption drama, he has even moved into Malik’s house temporarily while he is sorting out what he wants to do. Over at the Shay’s they aren’t handling Ryan being gone all that well either. It’s a mess of praying, venison and soothing grain alcohol. Over at the school George is pacing outside a room …

Apparently in Chatswin they wait until after Thanksgiving to start celebrating Christmas. Do you hear that Target, Wal-Mart and Sears…after Thanksgiving. To be fair it is only one day after Thanksgiving and we are talking full on fake snow and caroling in November, but still. George even gets into the Christmas spirit by giving Tessa an early gift. It’s a …

This episode is about transformation, specifically George transforming into a suburbanite. Thanks to Dallas of course. Dallas: By moving the plaid from up top to down low you are creating visual intrigue near your quads. The woman isn’t wrong. They are quite the cute couple. Meanwhile Malik and Lisa are having a rough break up. Malik seems very sad while …

It’s Thanksgiving in Chatswin and Tessa doesn’t know how to tell George she wants to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her Grandmother and her Mom, who is flying in for the holiday.  She ends up telling him over lunch and while he tries to act like it is fine he’s clearly hurt. At the Royce house Daliah wants a …

Love is in the air in Chatswin. After a year of missed opportunities George and Dallas are dating. Candles, privacy and laser beams. Yes people, laser beams. Dallas sure does like to make an entrance and for their first time together together she has pulled out all of the stops. From hanging from wires and dancing in midair to laser …

“Well everyone else was cultivating stage three skin cancer at the Chatswin Country Club I was making a reverse commute.” We are back! I missed Suburgatory and I’m glad they are back. Tessa spent the summer in New York with her Grandma. It was the one “exit strategy” George couldn’t say no to. It wasn’t all pictures of her Mother …

Tonight’s Suburgatory finale was a mother of an episode…this is funny because it was a Mother’s Day themed episode.  I shouldn’t have to explain my own jokes so I’m just going to forget that happened and get to it. According to Tessa’s voice over Chatswin is between the lower east side and the fiery pits of hell and in Chatswin …

Right out of the gate we are treated to an awkward “family” breakfast, Eden having moved in at the end of last episode. Tessa is putting the icing on a toaster strudel and Eden is eating something healthy that I can’t even identify. George shows up for breakfast dressed which Tessa points out is odd. Usually he is in sweats …