Recaps

Cam is upset because “Treeona” their favorite tree is being cut down in the park. If he hadn’t taken on so many projects like teaching music, fixing the handles on Lily’s dresser and being an understudy in a musical (that should be fun) he might have known about this tree cutting earlier. But that is not going to stop him. …

This episode is about transformation, specifically George transforming into a suburbanite. Thanks to Dallas of course. Dallas: By moving the plaid from up top to down low you are creating visual intrigue near your quads. The woman isn’t wrong. They are quite the cute couple. Meanwhile Malik and Lisa are having a rough break up. Malik seems very sad while …

Jess is having a little dinner party for her friends Melissa and Sadie to celebrate their 5 years together. They are having a nice little talk about loving boobs when Schmidt can be heard from his bedroom. He is “entertaining” his boss in there and he is narrating the goings on. Nick can’t believe Schmidt has been involved in foreplay …

Clearly the writers of Hart of Dixie read my recaps. How do I know you ask…they are starting another episode with Wade shirtless. As I have said before I know it’s shallow but I’m not one of those people that watch TV to figure out the meaning of life and Hart of Dixie is no exception. I watch because I …

This week we explore the ghosts of Thanksgivings past, and see how the lingering influence of those bygone days has shaped the present for our favorite residents of the Hamptons. We begin with Emily walking into a bar and talking to Aiden, who is bartending. The year is 2006, and It’s apparently their first meeting. Emily is actually there searching …

This week's victim ends up glued to a live person and the investigation leads Booth to go undercover as a comedian at a comedy club

First, sorry this is so late everyone. Even without working last week I just sort of fell into a TV related funk. But, as the show won’t air this week, it’s not so bad to be late. Right? – Any cold open that features Chloe calling of her married lovers and freaking them out is a little disturbing. Also, if …

Wade is watching cartoons at the end of Zoe’s bed and she picks that moment to talk about romance. That talk goes pretty much exactly how you would expect. Zoe gets dressed and heads to the main house where we have a shirtless Lavon (thank you writers) making breakfast for a still sleeping Ruby. I know they were high school …

Jess is freaking out, she has two Thanksgivings meals planned, one for her Mother and then one for her Father. They don’t apparently see eye to eye after the divorce and its best if they aren’t together. I’m pretty sure I saw this episode of Friends once. Then Jess says something truly scary, she warns the guys her Mother is …

A body encased in an impenetrable clear pod has Hodgins thinking aliens, Sweets, Bones and Booth are enjoying some domestic tranquility, and Cam's got a new mystery man in her life