NOTORIOUS: Perp Walk

Notorious picked up right where they left off last week and I had some thoughts on the episode.

1. What show is LHL based on? Do they have news shows like this on TV that I am missing? It’s like a more respectable TMZ, but less respectable than Anderson Cooper.

2. Puff Daddy? That is an odd guest star. How did that even happen? He needed the money?

3. It made Jake better to punch his brother as hard as he could when they were children? That doesn’t sound like a fun childhood to me.

4. People are going to be so disappointed when I die. There are no perfectly lit videos of me looking stunning while having birthday cake. It’s gonna let some mourners down.

5. Did Jake just wink at Julia? When are they going to sleep together? Is that too soon to wonder?

6. Did no one vet Abbie? She doesn’t even have a child? So no one did a Google search on her, she’s just on the air telling her crazy story? Nothing?

7. I mean Julia’s investigator chick found out her fiancé was sleeping with hookers, a Federal Judge who does in fact get vetted, but this lady tells a missing baby story and no one thinks to run those details down?

8. How did Jake hold it together around Oscar and Sarah all these years?

9. Why do people always argue with their lawyers? Why hire them if you are going to do your own thing anyway?

10. I appreciate Louise’s taste in men.

11. Wow, Julia shared the envelope of secret photos with Jake. I was sure she was going to keep it…secret.

12. I want a friend that is an NSA techie. That seems like it could be useful.

13. Sarah’s brother will not be charmed by our dear Julia. That is a shame.

14. Ryan is sleeping on the couch in Julia’s office – that is bold. I’m not angry about his sleep outfit – or lack thereof. He could sleep on my couch.

15. Do we believe Abby actually has a child? Her story sounds…plausible.

16. Oscar is taking this new found drinking seriously. I don’t want the dead spouse but I could be okay with the money to do some serious day drinking.

17. Ha – you have no idea what it feels like to lose the women you love. Wanna bet?

18. Again, why do people argue with their lawyers? Seems super counterproductive.

19. Why is Oscar’s face so perfect? It’s like looking at a painting.

20. Do we believe Ryan could be sneaky enough to send the photo’s to Julia? Do we believe he knows how to encrypt the transmission?

21. Apparently we do, cause he did.

22. Julia is not happy. He definitely won’t be sleeping on her couch again anytime soon.

23. Oh look, it’s apology Jake. Truth telling Jake. I really like the idea that Jake and Julia don’t lie to each other. I hope that lasts.

24. Ryan talked himself into keeping his job. It was sweet and Julia bought it.

25. I like Detective Matthews. He seems very honest.

26. Abby gave her child up to protect him from her ex.

27. Ahhh, Jake came through for Abby and now she doesn’t have to be scared of her ex.

28. LHL comes through again, they help reunite Mother and son. What a happy ending.

29. Jake just has no secrets. Came clean to his brother about his relationship with Sarah.

30. Cops chose the funeral to make Oscar’s arrest? That is harsh. Oh Jake the mastermind manipulator.

31. Sarah’s brother should make for a good guest for LHL, is Julia going to tell Jake?

Notorious airs Thursday 9/8c on ABC