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Helix punches you in the gut from jump and continues the beating while you’re down! Sergio is outside and Oh Dear God! NO! Not the freaking screaming monkey field again! He light’s those puppies up and proceeds to communicate out into the ether. Balesero’s instructions? Retrieve Dr HVIT. Whaa? What’s that I hear? Screaming Freaking Frozen Monkey Chorus! They’re alive! …

“I live in the darkness, but I yearn for the light, even though it burns. I want life.” VanHelsing arrives to administer Dracula’s infusion. Grayson is feeling quite positive about the Resonator’s impending demonstration. However, Abraham continues to be displeased. Grayson arrives with much fanfare to his Geomagnetic device. Alexander’s demonstration is successful, up until the point it explodes. Jayne …

This recap is late because my local FOX affiliate bumped the listing up an hour so they could show local news at 9:00 p.m. instead of 10:00 p.m.  St. Louis’s CW affiliate does the opposite, airing news at 7:00 p.m.  Local affiliates are weird. We start this episode not in the woods, a dream, or Corbin’s cabin, but in Abbie’s …

Tonight, we begin in Corbin’s cabin with Ichabod IN MODERN CLOTHING!!!  Yes, the moment fans have waited and whined for comes to pass…only for Ichabod to give up and go back to his old clothing after about thirty seconds of Abbie’s skinny jeans nonsense.  That’s too bad because Tom Mison wears tight pants like a boss. While Ichabod frets over his clothes, Abbie …

We start tonight’s episode with…Ichabod splitting wood.  Abbie asks if he’s chopping a Christmas tree and he goes on about how Christmas trees are pointless and details the history of eggnog.  Abbie over explains Ichabod’s emotional state, reminding us that this is a network show, and Ichabod launches into a speech about how he wonders about his son and wants …

This week’s episode begins with an attractive, presumably well-monied woman pulls up to an abandoned colonial home owned by her ancestors.  We eventually learn that this woman is named Lena Gilbert.  She and her bodyguard, Sam, go explore the house.  Sam doesn’t like entering a haunted house, but Lena brushes off his concerns.  Her bodyguard’s fears turn out to be correct when …

Mina sleeps while Grayson watches over her. ( Flavors of Twilight anyone? ) Ms. Murray is torn. Her head may say one thing, but her heart has decidedly different bodice-ripping ideas all together. Dreams have a way of revealing our true desires. That dream, paired with Harker’s change in attitude to match his new status, is very troubling. The show …

We commence with Ichabod and Abbie standing in front of Headless Hal (or Death), who is chained to the center of the Jefferson-designed Masonic cell.  They’re satisfied with their super-duper amazing progress on the Horseman front, so Abbie teaches Ichabod the fist bump.  He thinks it makes no sense, but he rolls with it. Irving stands in the cell’s observation …

Out with Lockhart Gardner in with LG (Not the TV LG.) And, just as the partners are scrounging for Alicia’s clients due to Anthony’s loose tongue, another client runs right to Alicia thanks to Partner Howard Underpants. But, don’t worry Lyman’s going to save the day. Fist bump. While Will is distracted by the Blond Rubberband, his business suffers. David …

Huzzah!  Yet another episode that begins with a wooded chase scene!  Our friend Headless Hal the Horseman (a.k.a. Death) pursues Paul Revere and friends through the a forest until the camera zooms into Revere’s eye and out of Ichabod’s. Ichabod stands in Corbin’s cabin, marveling at the amount of “reserves” that Abbie has amassed from some generic fictional spin-off of Sam’s …