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Ragnar is pissing blood while Floki pouts like a champ. Lagertha on the other hand, leads the night raid with her fellow shield maidens as back up. The ladies are foiled by hot oil and when the French retaliate with t medieval spiked steam roller from hell! The whole thing was rather impressive ordeal. I don’t blame Floki in the …

Can you believe it? Only TWO Episodes of Vikings left this season! Episode 9 ‘Breaking Point’ airs this Wednesday April 16, at 10 p.m. Ragnar makes another attempt to take Paris. Emperor Charles is faced with a tough choice. Will Princess Gisela be the one to hold fast yet again? In Wessex, Judith must make a hard decision. VIKINGS ATTACK …

Our favorite Northmen raid Paris and Lagertha leads the charge. Folki is gleeful in his anticipation of battle and exclaims “The gods are with us! The gods are wit us!” Sadly that tune will change all too soon. Count Odo prepares for the defense of Paris while the King cowers on his throne behind an iron mask. Princess Gisla for …

Rangar arrives on the doorstep of Paris and I wonder if he glared at Floki the whole way. Did you notice the good luck charm he wears? Athelstan forever remains close to the Northmans heart. Paris is in a panic from the impending invasion. Count Odo is brought before the king and urges him to flee the city. Thank goodness …

“Paris” – Thursday, April 2 at 10 p.m. Battle planning is hard work and is made all the more difficult by Lagertha and Kalf’s bad blood. Poor Floki is astonished while Ragnar only smiles in pride. Rollo didn’t stand a chance with all those egos in play! BATTLE PLANS Meanwhile, the French put on a brave face. COUNT ODO, EMPEROR …

“I always believed that death is a fate far better than life. for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. We will never meet again my friend. I’ve a feeling that your god might object to me visiting you in heaven. What am I to do now? I hate you for leaving me. I ache from your loss. There …

Ragnar has his sights set on Paris and Athelstan fuels the fire. Folk is not convinced his plans are blessed by Odin and introduces a messenger bearing very bad news. The settlement in Wessex is gone. Destroyed. The Viking King was heartbroken, so much so, he killed the messenger. Despite his best efforts, I don’t think he’s gonna be able …

Lagertha is bitter. Totems are bleeding. Athelstan has an apparent religious experience. Ragnar is covered in blood while Floki puts on eyeliner better than any rock star I’ve ever seen! Check out the clip below to see a preview of Thursday’s all new Vikings. Be sure to tune in Thursday at 10p.m. Eastern . The network promised this one was …

Ragnar is enamored with the city of love. Paris. Athelstan tells tall glorious tales of it’s beauty, wealth and lovely women. Floki is jealous and says as much to Rollo. The both of them sit there like the two grumpy old men in the opera box on The Muppet Show. Sometimes those guys had a point, the same might be …

Check out the clips below for this weeks all new Vikings! Ragnar sets his sights on new conquests and Kalf confronts Lagertha. Things are heating up. Who else will die this season? Vikings airs Thursday at 10p.m. Eastern on The History Channel.