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This week’s Revenge takes place entirely in the last days of 2002 and allowed us to witness how Emily / real Amanda came to become who she is in 2011. Legacy opened with Emily kicking a man’s behind in a club in NYC. In other words, it opened up perfectly. I’m pretty sure that my enjoyment of every Revenge episode …

There are times when Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23 is so bizarre that trying to do an accurate recaps seems nearly impossible. But, that’s not really the point, there’s roommate drama and a self-aware James van der Beek, and that’s good enough for me. Poor June! I’d be depressed if I didn’t have a job or money to …

In this week’s episode of Modern Family, the Pritchard-Taylor-Dunphy clan went to Disneyland for the day, and all sorts of hilarity ensued. My favorite storyline, however, was the one with Jay and Gloria and her shoes. Gloria insisted on wearing her stilettos to the amusement park, even though (or because?) Jay lectured her about the choice before they left. Sure …

Well, seems the song has finally gone from a slow and mournful dirge to a fast, frenetic, bass-thumping rock tune. That’s right – Castle and Beckett totally did it. I speak for myself when I say that I was pleasantly surprised and quite happy with the way the show handled the Season 4 finale – “[easyazon-link asin=”B0081ELEM0″]Always[/easyazon-link]”. How far would …

Right out of the gate we are treated to an awkward “family” breakfast, Eden having moved in at the end of last episode. Tessa is putting the icing on a toaster strudel and Eden is eating something healthy that I can’t even identify. George shows up for breakfast dressed which Tessa points out is odd. Usually he is in sweats …

Woo Hoo we’re going to Disneyland! Well unfortunately I’m not, but the entire family (Dunphy’s and Pritchett’s) are. Over at the Dunphy’s, Claire has a little surprise for Hailey. Her friend Bethany’s nephew Ethan (he’s nice, smart and a hockey player) is coming with them to Disneyland. Hailey is not happy about it because she likes bad boys, until Ethan …

In this all new episode of Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23, Chloe takes it upon herself to teach June to be sexually empowered and to dabble in some casual encounters. However Chloe’s own sex life catches up to her, and to James, when their old sex tape leaks out to the public and James freaks out on how …

In this all new episode of Modern Family, it seems everyone has a bone to pick: Jay and Gloria get on each other’s nerves while trying to simply order lunch at their local diner; Phil is put in the position of having to fire Mitchell; Cam and Claire have opposing theories on how to discipline children; and Manny is upset …

In this new episode of Revenge, a painful loss forges a stronger bond between Emily and Jack, Victoria forms a new alliance that could seal Conrad’s fate, and Charlotte sets out on a vendetta of her own with Declan as her target. But what is Nolan up to in these photos? Watch Grief, Wednesday, May16 at 10/9c, on ABC.

Next week the major networks will make their presentations to the New York advertisers, which simply means to TV viewers that we will finally find out what show are coming back and which ones will disappear. Granted, all of the networks have already announced many early renewals for their existing dramas and comedies; but the decisions on the shows that …