Tessa goes full on girlfriend putting up pictures of Ryan in her bedroom, proudly wearing the letterman’s jacket and even dispensing relationship advice from her school hangout/bathroom stall. The councilor whose name I can never remember announces at lunch that Chef Allen will be training with his former lover Chef Norman Newman in preparation for the schools ravioli bar. Tessa …

It’s the battle of the bands again and Wade is wasting no time practicing even if that means practicing in the back of a truck while driving through town. On the other side of town square Lavon and Annabeth literally bump into each other. After a few awkward moments Lavon announces he is done with love for the time being …

So things are still awkward between Nick and Jess not that they would admit it. They have chosen to go with the denial tact. In fact they think they should be rewarded for acting so normal around each other. Unfortunately Jess’s idea is having dinner at a fancy restaurant and Nick’s is having sex. This leads to more nervous/awkward talking. …

Sherlock is on a self-defense kick this week, not for himself but more for Watson. He seems genuinely concerned for her after her run in with the crooked DEA agent last episode. His method is totally Sherlock though. That’s right I’m using his name to describe a way of doing something that’s a little messed up. He disguises his voice, …

So ten months have passed since the last episode and apparently Fitz has taken up a pretty heavy drinking habit; I mean who drinks in the shower at 10:00 in the morning. Fitz is still playing house with Mellie out of heartbreak and Cyrus has been completely shut out of everything. I’m not sure why Cyrus hasn’t just asked Fitz …

So we have two Suburgatory recaps combined in the below post since I missed last weeks. First up Body Talk: Ryan and Tessa: Tessa decides she needs more after school activities so she steps in to produce the schools public access show Teen Talk. The show however has a cancellation her first day and Ryan – who is there to …

We start off with the kidnapping of a woman. The man puts her in a suitcase and wheels her out of her house and down the street. I guess that’s one good thing about being bigger than I should be…my behind would not fit in a suitcase. Holmes is at an AA or NA meeting but instead of sharing personal …

We start right where we left off, a battered and bruised Huck is still bad ass and he manages to save Hollis from Charlie. In exchange Hollis is never to speak of election rigging to anyone at all every again or Huck and/or Charlie will end him. At the White House the First Family are taking pictures with the new …

Let’s take this story by story shall we? Zoe and Wade: Zoe is telling Wade how great the town has been to her lately. Ever since the flu epidemic she has been pretty in demand. Wade has noticed; this is her third all-nighter at the office. He’s starting to miss her. Despite promising Wade she would be home that night …

Thankfully no time at all has passed since the end of last episode. It is fantastically awkward. Jess can’t sleep because let’s be honest, who could sleep after that kiss? Nick is freaking out in a very Nick way. He punches a wall and when Jess comes out into the hall to find Nick there he starts to moon walk …