Our beloved characters return at long last and they brought Mr. Sweeney along for the ride. Diane argues a case of 50 Shades of Smarm which centers around one of Colin’s alleged murders. In a stroke of pure genius Dylan Baker played both Mr. Sweeney and the horrible actor who portrayed Mr. Morris. I loved the irony and absurdity of …

We were treated with a Fairy Tale of Brother Michael’s arrival on the island, however I don’t think any of his stories end with “and they all lived happily ever after.” This tale comes from the mouth of a “child” Immortal who also happens to be ancient. She tells Dr. Walker that Michael has perfected infertility. “Simple, elegant, guaranteed results.” …

Princess Kwenthrith promptly gets herself rip roaring drunk and demands her uncle’s head. Floki was all to happy to comply with her request and practically skipped back with it on his return. When the Princess received her grim prize, she promptly spat and stabbed it with an almost crazed vigor. And, once we knew the reason why, I say her …

All work and no play makes Dad really mad! Well, to be honest, it might have something to do with the freaky virus. Check out this new clip from this weeks all new Helix. Looks like Sarah has her own ‘The Shining’ moment! Watch a new episode of Helix on Friday at 10/9c.  

Lagertha pays a visit to the Seer with frustrating results. The Seer makes no apologies: “It is the way of prophesy only to be understood when it has happened and it is too late to change it.” In the face of the unknown the Earl does what any good Viking does, go raiding. Unfortunately while she is away the mice …

Everyone knew Dr. Sommer wasn’t who he appeared to be and this week our suspicions were confirmed. Kyle has an agenda all his own. He’s working for the US Government. Being a mole went right out the window when the Texan discovered Sarah injured! Seeing him with Dr. Jordan made it very clear he just might have a new number …

There’s something fishy going on with the bees on St. Germaine. Travis proves it later when he gets infected by one and turns into a paranoid goo spewing mess. Helix proved it! I always knew bees were evil! Dr. Sommers is still recovering from his attempted stoning and is confronted with an apparently apologetic Brother Michael. The two face off …

Helix has been known for it’s wonderful musical pairings since the series began. The trend is taken to a whole new level of hilarity when our favorite immortal psychotic Dr. Hatake goes even further round the bend. In the clip we find Julia strapped to a table by her Daddy Dearest about to be injected with some mystery goo. Dr. Walker …

This episode it became crystal clear that on St. Germaine everyone has their own agenda no matter what that time it is. Future or present. How the Helix Writers are going to bring these two timelines together I’ve not a clue. Hatake is back and he’s brought his own demons with him in the form of his dearly departed family …

Someone didn’t use their Right Guard! Take a look at this weeks all new Helix Sneak Peek. Peter and Sarah come under attack when a creepy fungus dude sniffs them out in the woods of St.Germaine. Come on! One does not simply attack the Vector King! Episode three of Helix airs this Friday at 10/9c. Join us on Twitter @nicegirlstv …