We are going to open with a quote because it is the best way to describe the hideous bright yellow jogging suite Nick is wearing. Jess: Oh my God, what is that? Nick: I don’t want to hear it, okay? My mother sent it to me. It belonged to my father. We have the same exact butt. Schmidt: What are ... Read More »

Worst Date Ever: Nick and Jess are left by themselves in the living room and Nick doesn’t know what to do because it is so awkward between them so what does he decide to go with…he puts his hand on Jess’s upper boob. Jess thinks they should talk about what is going on with them. Nick goes out for the ... Read More »

Before I get into the episode let me say that New Girl has the best guest stars this year. This episode has Margo Martindale who is just a divine actress as well as Nick Kroll. If you are not watching The League on FX which stars Nick Kroll – among a number of hilarious actors – you are missing out. ... Read More »

A Fish Called Cece: Schmidt isn’t doing well post Cece getting engaged. In fact he has taken to drinking melon liquor directly from the bottle. Winston says he will take care of this and takes Schmidt to the aquarium so he can clear his head. That’s not what happens though, Schmidt sees a Lion Fish and becomes infatuated. Schmidt decides ... Read More »

All That Glitters is Tin: It’s Nick and Schmidt’s Tin Anniversary. They’ve been roommates for ten years and Schmidt is very excited. Jess: Ten years – you guys are like Burt and Ernie. Winston is not as excited as Schmidt in fact he says he might skip the party altogether, do they not remember some of their other anniversaries? We ... Read More »

So things are still awkward between Nick and Jess not that they would admit it. They have chosen to go with the denial tact. In fact they think they should be rewarded for acting so normal around each other. Unfortunately Jess’s idea is having dinner at a fancy restaurant and Nick’s is having sex. This leads to more nervous/awkward talking. ... Read More »

Thankfully no time at all has passed since the end of last episode. It is fantastically awkward. Jess can’t sleep because let’s be honest, who could sleep after that kiss? Nick is freaking out in a very Nick way. He punches a wall and when Jess comes out into the hall to find Nick there he starts to moon walk ... Read More »

Okay, it’s going to be this kind of episode…I say that with love as I adore New Girl but really Nick? Saying, “hot to trot” while wearing a ladies trench coat you found in a package that was misdelivered to you is just so not attractive. He does seem really excited about it though. I’m just about to let him ... Read More »

Looks like Cece is staying over at the loft while the plumbing in her apartment is fixed. We don’t get any time to really talk about that because Jess comes in all excited that she made a breakthrough with a student. She does some sort of mine dance with an 80’s porn bass line showing her breaking through when Schmidt ... Read More »

It’s just another day in the loft and they are playing “What’s in the Cup” this involves a blindfolded Nick who as the title suggests tries to figure out what is in the cup by putting his hands in it. The rest of the roommates look on and mock him. He is the worst at that game. There is a ... Read More »