If Loving You is Wrong…: So Noah is sure he is in love with Carmen. George doubts this is for real and takes Noah to see a shrink. Things Noah sees in the ink blots at the psych office: Carmen Carmen wrestling a snake Carmen as a butterfly making love to a dragons face Al Jarreau…wait wait wait…Al Jarreau straddling ... Read More »

Send in the Clowns: You all remember Marty, right? The zoning commissioner that likes to sit in the steam room of the country club, well he opens up to George while steaming. He’s never been outside of Chatswin, next year though he is going to use his 3000 vacation days and take a long trip. Unfortunately that isn’t going to ... Read More »

Tessa goes full on girlfriend putting up pictures of Ryan in her bedroom, proudly wearing the letterman’s jacket and even dispensing relationship advice from her school hangout/bathroom stall. The councilor whose name I can never remember announces at lunch that Chef Allen will be training with his former lover Chef Norman Newman in preparation for the schools ravioli bar. Tessa ... Read More »

So we have two Suburgatory recaps combined in the below post since I missed last weeks. First up Body Talk: Ryan and Tessa: Tessa decides she needs more after school activities so she steps in to produce the schools public access show Teen Talk. The show however has a cancellation her first day and Ryan – who is there to ... Read More »

There are two pretty separate stories in this episode so we are going to take them one at a time. George and The Royce’s: Dallas is really worried Yakult is suicidal. Yakult has been really depressed lately. George just thinks Yakult needs a crate to call her own in that big old house but Yonni (Wilder Valderrama) is back and ... Read More »

“A year ago I would have looked over there and thought what a bunch of dumb jocks. Today I look over there and think Hey Ryan.” Looks like Tessa has signed on to be Ryan Shay’s boyfriend. Ryan couldn’t be any cuter about it. He addresses Tessa and Ms. Altman and uses big words for Ryan like “presumes”. She wonders ... Read More »

Tessa is at Noah’s dental practice being told she has to have her wisdom teeth pulled and lucky for her they can fit her in tomorrow on Junior Secretary’s Day. I assume Junior Secretary’s Day is one of those only celebrated in Chatswin holidays. The Junior Secretary’s seem to be taking it very seriously. “Just because we do sub-secretarial work ... Read More »

Ryan is still dealing with his adoption drama, he has even moved into Malik’s house temporarily while he is sorting out what he wants to do. Over at the Shay’s they aren’t handling Ryan being gone all that well either. It’s a mess of praying, venison and soothing grain alcohol. Over at the school George is pacing outside a room ... Read More »

This episode is about transformation, specifically George transforming into a suburbanite. Thanks to Dallas of course. Dallas: By moving the plaid from up top to down low you are creating visual intrigue near your quads. The woman isn’t wrong. They are quite the cute couple. Meanwhile Malik and Lisa are having a rough break up. Malik seems very sad while ... Read More »

It’s Thanksgiving in Chatswin and Tessa doesn’t know how to tell George she wants to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her Grandmother and her Mom, who is flying in for the holiday.  She ends up telling him over lunch and while he tries to act like it is fine he’s clearly hurt. At the Royce house Daliah wants a ... Read More »