ALL the BEST One Liners from KILLJOYS S3 Premiere!
Killjoys season three kicked off tonight with a bang! Truly this series seems to be gaining momentum as it goes along. If you are a fan of the show the first episode proved show creator, Michelle Lovretta and the writers, recognize what fans love most and serve it up in beautiful linguistic fashion!
In honor of the sassy, sensational, sometimes sentimental and often smutty dialogue, I felt compelled to make a list of my favorites separated by the four S’s! Enjoy!
D’Avin – It’s not like Murder murder
Pree – Whoa! Aren’t you just full of shit and sunshine.
D’Avin – Don’t take your haircut out on me!
Turin – With what? Your amazing cheekbones?
D’Avin – If he pees on the floor Lucy’s gonna be so mad!
Johnny – Collect the whole set and you have a bunch of bad ass superheroes
Yogi – Oh I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear your moral superiority over my friends stolen arm.
Johnny – PS: You people are very hateful
Dutch – If you’re playing us I’ll buy a pet dog just to feed at your face
Ollii- You could pick something less ouchie.
Johnny – Goodnight small complicated lady who’s-name-I-should-know.
Olli –But I just got here. I have unused coupons.
Johnny – Uh Oh. where’s your face?
Lucy – Consider the bitch bombed.
Johnny – I am the greatest man that ever lived!
Olli –Some truths just need the dark.
Dutch – Do you believe in monsters?
Dutch – If I’m honest it’s the monsters that make the story because heroes are nothing till they know who to fight.
Dutch – Oh you misunderstood. You are not the monster. I am.
Dutch – Humanity may be weak or more impulsive, but we sure as shit don’t like to loose!
Johnny – We’re all gonna be okay.
Dutch – whatever I get you into. I promise to get you out.
Johnny – Miss you first
Dutch – Miss you most
D’Avin – Don’t make me get all pokey!
Turin – How are you two with intense heat and unnecessary nudity?|
Dutch – Eeew! Where were you hiding that?
Dutch – Keep your chakras in your pants!
D’Avin – Well that was about as much fun as a square circle- jerk!
Killjoys airs every Friday at 8pm only on Syfy!
Be sure to live tweet with me, @PxlWvr and @nicegirlstv as we live tweet each episode. For more on Killjoys, check out other cast interviews; Hannah John-Kamen, AaronAshmore , Luke MacFarlene and Tamsen McDonough!