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HELIX 2.12 – ‘The Ascendant’ Peter’s Gone Mad & Juicy Fruit Saves The Day!

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Helix212_duoFor Peter and Anne dismembering bodies is hard work and apparently an aphrodisiac as well! The strategically placed blur made me laugh! Cause, you know! After all the blood and body parts, we can’t show too much skin!

Thanks to Anne’s urgings Peter is now reborn as Eli! Yes, it’s true! St. Germaine has a new Cult Leader! “You have shed your old clothing, along with your old life. You have been reborn!” Peter believes her so much that he is not satisfied with the island. He wants to conquer the WORLD.

That is total Vector King talking! It’s too bad no one else believes Eli’s motives are true. When he negotiated once again with Julia, it became clear: Chastity flew out the window first with Poverty right on it’s heels.

Helix - Season 2Sarah is distracted beyond all reason and is obsessed with her Forever Fetus. I’m all for maternal feelings, but honestly, I am so over the jar baby. After an awkward reunion with Alan, Kyle arrives and convinces Dr. Jordan to flee with him.

In their haste to leave the jar started leaking. Kyle saved the day, not with duct tape but with Juicy Fruit! Oh Helix! You kill me! That was clever!

Helix212_trioSarah proves she isn’t afraid to break bad when it comes to her baby. Anne’s missing toes attest to that fact. Unfortunately, Peter discovered their attempt to flee and thwarted escape. Thank goodness he’s a terrible shot and no one got hurt.

Alan comes bearing alms of forgiveness and gifts. First he helps Kyle and then moves on to Dr. Walker. Personally, I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop even as he agrees to help Julia search for Mother.

Helix212_treeWhere does one hide a tree? As it turns out, right in the middle of the abbey! The pair investigate further and make an incredible discovery. There is a fungus among us and it’s better than any root Mother may have had! Sadly, Dr. Walker doesn’t get to revel long in this realization as BANG! Alan shows his true colors and fires into the darkness. Seriously. These cliffhangers are really getting to me!

Helix212_eewObservations
• First Bank of Atlanta. Safety deposit box 274. I REALLY want to know what’s in that box!

• Alan meeting his baby for the first time. Can you say awkward?

• Dr. Walker’s reaction to Peter’s Ascension was priceless. “What the hell?”

JF• Something BETTER NOT happen to Soren.

• “Juicy Fruit. There is no substitute.” I concur!

• GAWD! The hissing in the Birthing Room was awful! Make it stop! Make it stop!

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